Why oh why do some deluded people still think kids deserve a childhood ? And, don't these kids know that there are very important people in Westminster whose arms are twisted behind their backs by even more important people with "global" financial interests that those self-same politicos have so astutely allowed us to become indebted to? Can't these youngsters just grow up, like now, like today, like learn their responsibilities ? See how I'm even trying to use their kind of talk to help them understand how crucial Mick "the PM's pompous prying prefect" Gove knows this to be? Like, like they don't get it when Mick tells them for a fact that their conning of the 13 times table by rote will solve all the nation's problems? Don't they like understand that all over the globe those countries whose children know their 13 times table are more economically powerful than us and like if we don't sort it out soon we're going to fall further and further behind in something or other ? Come on kids ! get a grip and stay cool !
ps The government notice which I cite here seemed to disappear about 5 minutes after this blog was posted. Oh ! no ! GCHQ or, even scarier, OFSTED must be on to me ! Maybe I can get asylum in the corridor of a Russian comprehensive school.
Glossary : a "fag" is an English colloquial term meaning cigarette and by sheer coincidence and sadly not by any smart aforethought on my part it is also a word which refers to a junior boy at an English public school - like Eton College - who acts as a servant to a senior boy.